| Director | Charles McDougall | |
| Actors | ||
| Elderly Drunk | Tim Barlow | |
| Black Boy | Darren Carr | |
| Ticket Inspector | Jim Carter | |
| Drained Young Woman | Emma Cunniffe | |
| Walkman Boy | Clint Dyer | |
| Middle Aged Woman | Jello Edwards | |
| Boy's Mum | Annette Ekblom | |
| Girl | Carmen Ejogo | |
| White Pinstripe Suit Man | Simon Kunz | |
| Boy | Hans Matheson | |
| Clerk | Simon Pegg | |
| Driver | Sean Pertwee | |
| Male Reveller | Lee Ross | |
| Preacher | Don Warrington | |
| Writer | Nick Perry | |
| Originator | TJ Austin | |